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okay come on guys it’s not that hard: divide by zero
datz wut dat slash maens
OMGAD WAT?!? OMGAD ELITIST MATH HUMOURZ totully
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Edit:
okay come on guys it’s not that hard: divide by zero
datz wut dat slash maens
OMGAD WAT?!? OMGAD ELITIST MATH HUMOURZ totully
Dr. House: [about Amber] This isn’t just about sex. You like her personality. You like that she’s conniving. You like that she has no regard for consequences. You like that she can humiliate someone if it serves… Oh my God, you’re sleeping with me.
[quickly exits the restaurant]
Leonard: When are you gonna stop making cylon toast?
Sheldon: When I have enough to destroy all the human toast on the Battlestar known as Galactica.The Big Bang Theory 3.06 - The Cornhusker Vortex(via vianegativa)
How come he ends up with Hannah Abbott? :(
Lies Luna was meant to end up with Harry.
I mean, to coincide with the ending of the book.
Harry x Luna would’ve been cute. I still ship it. :3
Who knows maybe they swing.
How come he ends up with Hannah Abbott? :(
Lies Luna was meant to end up with Harry.
I read the MLIA about Google mapping the route from Narnia to Hogwarts. Google doesn’t recognize Hogwarts as a location. I feel lied to. MLIA
Lana: I didn’t see you tonight, Clark.
Clark: Lana. What are you doing here?
Lana: I saved you that dance. Is everything okay, Clark?
Clark: It’s perfect.Smallville 1.01 - “Pilot”
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Haha He was always spying on her house. Lolz.
Today, I bought a fancy new black SUV Hummer. When I went to pick up my son from school, I put on a black suit, dark shades, and my blue-tooth earpiece. I waltzed into his last period class 10 minutes before it was over, and announced “Agent 03, It’s time to go” At which point he nodded and packed his belongings and ran out. The face on his teacher was priceless. I hope my boss understands why I had to miss work. MLIA.
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Best dad ever.
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I would have put mcgonagall instead of hannah.
Who the hell is Hannah?
Hannah Abbot